Coffee Plantation Owner Mugs

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Do you have any catsup?'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Non-Power Breakfast

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Teapot

Broken Alarm Clock.

Waiting for retirement.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'