Coffee Plantation Owner Mugs

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Burning the midnight oil.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Do you have any catsup?'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Non-Power Breakfast

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Teapot

Broken Alarm Clock.

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Waiting for retirement.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'