Coffee-hundred Pillows

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"This procedure should help you relax. We're going to surgically remove the coffee cup from your hand."

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

'It's high time to make the boss clear that I'm the best employee ever!'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!

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Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit