Coffee Fiend Pillows

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

"I gave up red meat, but replaced it with extra caffeine and Gluten."

"I nearly went blind drinking coffee. I'd left the spoon in the cup..!"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Waiting for retirement.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Teapot

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.