Coffee Fiend Mugs

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

"I gave up red meat, but replaced it with extra caffeine and Gluten."

"I nearly went blind drinking coffee. I'd left the spoon in the cup..!"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Waiting for retirement.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

Non-Jet Lag.

Coffee