Coffee Explorers Mugs

Holes: regular, black, with cream.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Countervailing Clichés.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Night-shift entrance

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

'Hi, I'm Leo. How's the food here?'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"