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"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

You've Had Enough!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'