Coffee Crack-up Mugs

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Too Much Coffee Man

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

School of Baristas

Billy strip: bed pan.

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

'I haven't gotten to your story yet. I'm laughing at your resume.'

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

IT department/Cup of T department.

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

'It started out as a simple coffee break...'

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

"Okay, break's over. I'll give you a ten second head start."

Cat gets coffee from coffee machine.

ACME Vending LTD

'I can't eat somewhere that deals with their taxes so reprehensibly.'

'Where're the biscuits?'

"Not you, too, Larry. Pumpkin-flavored?"

"I believe I'll pass on the coffee."

'It's been an awful day, we lost a three million pound contract and the coffee machine broke down!'