Coffee Chronicler T-Shirts

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

Wedding Selfie

The Anti-Materialist

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?'

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

'This decaf's lousy.'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Help me on this one, Jimbo. What I want to do here is fire you."

Honest Vending Machine

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'

Questioning

Boyfriend Shirt.

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"I'm going on a retreat."

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

'I think we should report this coffee to the environmental inspector.'

Seven years in jail is enough time to write a book about it.

Starbucks closing 600 stores with 12,000 job cuts.