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'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

Menu Dating

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

Devilled Eggs

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Mum's Apple Pies With Acknowledgement to Dad