Coeliac Appreciator Gifts

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

Menu Dating

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Power breakfast.

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Devilled Eggs

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Geek on Wheaties Box.

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

Mum's Apple Pies With Acknowledgement to Dad

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'