Coding Astrologer T-Shirts

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

If Disney was a software company

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

The Big Tipper

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Planting by the Moon.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"I don't like space."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Cosmonaughty

'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'

The Inner Dog.