Code Contemplator Prints

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Apocalipsis

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than unlocking the mysteries of the universe."

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

I think we need to come to terms with the fact that our God is a cr**py God!