Construction Contemplator Prints

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Sisyphus during Covid

"Shall we put it in play?"

Coronavirus Debate

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

Apocalipsis

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

"Ya know, with football, hockey and basketball seasons over, maybe it’s time to set the date."

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world