Cocoa Craftsman Mugs

Counting ribs

The Vineyard

Lady of the Cake.

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Arts and crafts

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Chocs away.

Bad Interview Technique

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Multitool Knife

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'I had a cough at the time!'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Pottery

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'

Le Chocolat!

Fallen Angel.

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

School of Baristas

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"