Cocktail Hour Aficionado Pillows

"All my friends have either died or had a sex change."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Party Animals.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Drunk, yet orderly"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I love this time of day."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Shaken not stirred

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."