Cocktail Hour Aficionado Mugs

"All my friends have either died or had a sex change."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I love this time of day."

Shaken not stirred

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita