Cocktail Genius Prints

"Do you know how to make a fly-juice Martini?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Steak Ted?'

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"An everything Martini, please."

"I love this time of day."

Shaken not stirred

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita