Cocktail Crooner Prints

"And finally, I'd like to thank all the little people I met on my way to the bar."

A Good Batch.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"I forget to drink."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

Wordplay: Export.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

'Gosh, really? That must be pretty grim...'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"It's Olive isn't it?"

"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Piano Bar

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."