Cockpit Curious Gifts

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Who's the artist?"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"I wonder what this was for."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"What happened to what cat?"

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Let's arbitrate.'

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

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"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

"It's January Dad, where's the snow?"

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."