Coastguards Pillows

"Sorry...right out of coastguard jobs at the moment. Not even one on the horizon."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Swimming Prankster

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Saved...life is good!

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Lighthouse Beam.

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Lifesaver!

"Ticket and passport, please."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

I told you not to swim out to far

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'