Coastguards Prints

"Sorry...right out of coastguard jobs at the moment. Not even one on the horizon."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Baby on board.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Lighthouse Beam.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Swimming Prankster

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Saved...life is good!

S.P.F. 1,000

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Lifesaver!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

I told you not to swim out to far

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'