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"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Teenagers!'

Holiday time.

Local Knowledge

Try me/try me/try me...

Quantum Psychic

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

The Great Leap Forward

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Sandy Floss

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Replacement Lighthouse

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

Ocean sounds $1.00

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

The tide was out.

These are oysters --- They're crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside!

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

Seagulls

'I give up. What is it?'