Coalition Creator T-Shirts

'Will you form a coalition with us?'

A Good Batch.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"I forget to drink."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

Angela Merkel

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Creative Director skipping through an advertising portfolio.

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Yesh Atid

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Hold The Pickles

'Have you noticed how similar Clegg and Cameron look?'=

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

'So, Cameron and Clegg have formed a coition.' - 'Sorry, coalition.' - 'Reminder to self. 'No more cheese before bed time.''

Eggnog