Coalition Creator Gifts

'Will you form a coalition with us?'

A Good Batch.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"I forget to drink."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Angela Merkel

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Yesh Atid

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Hold The Pickles

'Have you noticed how similar Clegg and Cameron look?'=

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'So, Cameron and Clegg have formed a coition.' - 'Sorry, coalition.' - 'Reminder to self. 'No more cheese before bed time.''

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

Eggnog

Duo for Flute and Hobo