Co2 Slayer Gifts

"This year, no coal for the bad guys!"

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Giant slug attacks a city

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Rock On

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'It's only a slug Norman.'

The strong corna war

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'Watch out!'

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'Your presentation left them open-mouthed. Every one of them was yawning!'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'This will kill the spores.'

"Exorcising one's demons."

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

Budget Cuts

Quarantine

'John is a great father and a wonderful husband, but occasionally he wrestles with demons.'

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

Let me handle him okay?

'I hate this bunker.'

"On price, we always beat the competition. That's where you come in."

How's your home organizing going? Great

Balanced Budget

A snake passing from mouth to ear till it bites.