Clutter Management Mugs

Bob’s Museum

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Rage.

"I didn't spark joy."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I've misplaced everything.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

The Move.

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'