Clutter Management T-Shirts

Bob’s Museum

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Rage.

"I didn't spark joy."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The Move.

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'