Clumsy Screen Slayer T-Shirts

"Awww, man. I cracked another screen?!?!"

Showbiz Awards

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

100 best beheadings

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Cinemuck

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Stop Staring at Me!

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

Garden stagger

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

The Boundless Blue Screen of Death

"Honey, if you don't mind, I'd prefer to keep the details of our marriage more analog than digital."

Stick Man/Schtick Man

Mobile addiction