Clumsy Hero Mugs

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Showbiz Awards

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Job applicant.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Spilt wine

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Unlucky sculpture.