Clumsy Hero Admirer Mugs

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"I dropped my goblet!"

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Schunard

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Job applicant.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Childhood Medals

Caution: Wet Floor

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

Quick-sand

No, I didn't teach him to roll over --- He's just clumsy.

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

You ever see a great action movie and then feel like the hero? How so? Y'know, you kind of pick up the hero's vibe for a couple of days. I guess. Why do you ask? Monkey and I saw King Kong last night. Thump thump thump thump. Under attack!

Jack B...not so Nimble.

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

Attila the Klutz.