Clumsy Hero Admirer Mugs

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"I dropped my goblet!"

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Schunard

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Job applicant.

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Childhood Medals

Caution: Wet Floor

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Quick-sand

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

Jack B...not so Nimble.

'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

Attila the Klutz.

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'