Clumsy Aficionado Mugs

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I dropped my goblet!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

Job applicant.

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Caution: Wet Floor

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Mummy, I like this shop!'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."