Clumsy Coffee Lover Pillows

protecting keyboard from drink

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

The Fall of Gnome

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Teapot

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Waiting for retirement.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

Non-Jet Lag.