Clumsy Coffee Lover Pillows

protecting keyboard from drink

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Broken Alarm Clock.

Waiting for retirement.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Teapot

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'You've had enough!'

Non-Jet Lag.