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'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

Penalty

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'Well, you always said that if you became CEO you'd like to live in a gated community.'

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"Face it, Larry. We're small fish and des Moines isn't that big a pond."

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

"With great power comes great responsibility. But that second part's suuuper easy to rationalize away."

"I deserve this and much, much more."

"Can't you rake the leaves? I'm raking in cash."