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'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

National Boss Monument.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Tax man practical joker sticks sign on colleague's back which reads; Tax me.'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

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'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

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Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

You know, I'll always think of the song that's on the Juke box right now as

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'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Suits you Sir!

'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way I told you to.'

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

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'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

'Lucky they've got a glazer'.

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

The woodwind section

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

"That's very deep house."