Club Culture Jokester Prints

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'Tax man practical joker sticks sign on colleague's back which reads; Tax me.'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Store sells too short t-shirts.

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way I told you to.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Suits you Sir!

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

Serpent Instrument player

The woodwind section

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

"That's very deep house."

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'