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A Cartoonist's Pen

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Crab with a clown face.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Get crazy once in a while

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown God

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Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown Face Painting

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'