Clowning Conscious Gifts

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Crab with a clown face.

Clown God

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Get crazy once in a while

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Clown Face Painting

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."