Clowning Conscious Gifts

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Crab with a clown face.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Get crazy once in a while

Clown God

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Clown Face Painting

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'