Clown Copilot Pillows

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Clown walks balloon dog

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Turn your head and laugh.

"Seriously?"

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

A skip full of fools.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"