Clown Car Enthusiast Mugs

Corona clown car

Warning! Left lane reserved for compacts filled with clowns.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Wife

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

"Seriously?"

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Clown walks balloon dog

Monster Clown

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"There's something very funny about those two!"

"We need to have a serious talk."