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Corona clown car

Warning! Left lane reserved for compacts filled with clowns.

Ask Sadie. Sadie, when are you going to stop fighting it and admit your passionate love for Rudy? Signed, Conrad. *Actual reader letter. Who let this question in? I want my producers fired, then fileted, then fired again, and then run down by a car filled with clowns. Seems a little defensive there, Snookums. Clown car!

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown Wife

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Turn your head and laugh.

Clown walks balloon dog

"Seriously?"

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Monster Clown

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"There's something very funny about those two!"