Clover Chasers Pillows

Where Irish Patties Come From.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Ornithologist

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Angel with speed camera.

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

The weight of winning gold.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Yoga for dogs

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'He's training for a career in law.'

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

A stranger in paradise.

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"And if I didn't bring my co-pay."

"The aggrieved party of this restraining order is right up there."

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

A man throws darts at a heart.

'It's not just cosmetic, it changes your life!'

"I think the pain meds are kicking in Mr. Wiggles."

The comeback trail

Do you hear what I hear?