Four-leaf Clover Seekers Pillows

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Speed Dating.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

The Wishing Well

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Leaf zone!

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'