Clover Chasers Mugs

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Ornithologist

The weight of winning gold.

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

Angel with speed camera.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Yoga for dogs

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'He's training for a career in law.'

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

A stranger in paradise.

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

"And if I didn't bring my co-pay."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

A man throws darts at a heart.

"I think the pain meds are kicking in Mr. Wiggles."

'It's not just cosmetic, it changes your life!'

The comeback trail

Do you hear what I hear?

'Electronic Cigarette'