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'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Clouds

"Bip."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

"Is it always so cloudy?"

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

News of the Day - Dissolution - 'Will it Break? Will it not break?'

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

Cat Heaven.

'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

Every Fall, I get this irrational urge to fly south.

Angel Laundry

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Cloud gazing with a future meteorologist

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'