Cloudy Competition Lover Gifts

Angel Delight

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Tension filled the tent.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Workplace Shinanigans

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Supermarket Merge

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"I quit."

Hat Wars.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

Eight puns

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.