Cloud Nine Couch Surfer Gifts

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Sorry. I'm molting."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"On the eighth day God really rested."

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'Mind if I smoke?'

"We're engaged!"

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I'm considered a saint, but my mother always thought I could've done better.'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Afterlife vending

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'