Cloud Nine Couch Surfer Gifts

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Sorry. I'm molting."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'Dress code?'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

"On the eighth day God really rested."

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'I'm considered a saint, but my mother always thought I could've done better.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

"We're engaged!"

'Mind if I smoke?'

Well, that routine physical didn

Whaddaya mean "oops"?

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'