Cloud Nine Birdie Pillows

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'