Cloud Floater Pillows

Supply was out of harps.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Crop duster wanted.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Keyboard in Heaven

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'Location, location, location.'

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

Mile high skydivers

"Hey, that cloud looks like Mitch McConnell dabbing!" "And that one looks like crumbling infrastructure."

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

"Well where the Hell are we?"

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel