Cloud Floater Prints

Supply was out of harps.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Crop duster wanted.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Keyboard in Heaven

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

'Location, location, location.'

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"Well where the Hell are we?"

Every Fall, I get this irrational urge to fly south.

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."

"Hey, that cloud looks like Mitch McConnell dabbing!" "And that one looks like crumbling infrastructure."

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

Mile high skydivers

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'