Cloud Drifter Pillows

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Clouds

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

"Travellin' through?"

Freddie's water

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

Life on cloud 8

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

Cherub string quartets

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

"This is your captain speaking. We should be arriving at our destination just as soon as you get comfortable enough to fall asleep."

'That one looks like a hefty tax cut with simultaneous reduction in the deficit.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."