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He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Angel with hula hoop.

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Man showing in the rain.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Clouds

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

An amplified harp

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Cherub string quartets

Dancing in Love

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'